Oh. Em. Gee.

I watched the season premier of Glee tonight, and every time Sue Sylvester came on screen, all I could think about was Madam Knight and spew.  Sue Sylvester = Madam Knight!  Think about it.  Sue has a journal (scroll down for a transcription), Knight has a journal (full journal here).  Sue is completely outrageous in her opinions of minorities, gays, non-jocks, ugly people, etc. just like Knight nonchalantly degrades and dehumanizes African Americans, Native Americans, and any one lower in class than herself.  They both have a biting and vicious sense of humor and are quite theatrical.  Unlike Knight, Sue has the opportunity for public publication of her thoughts – Sue’s Corner, her short appearances on the local TV station.  They both spew their thoughts, unfiltered, and see nothing wrong with their thoughts and actions.

“Sloppy freak-show babies!” – Sue Sylvester

Fox has compiled three videos of Sue vs. Shue on the Glee website, which features clips of them trading insults.  Go here to watch them.


Here’s a fan made compilation of Sue’s “zingers” from YouTube.

And you can see for yourself all the horrible and spewing related things Sue says on Glee at TV Fanatic.


Some gems include:

• The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.

• Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

• Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.  Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

• Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

• And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

• I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

• I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

• All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

• I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

• [Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.

• Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.  Will: I don't menstruate.  Sue: Neither do I.

And so on, and so forth – I think you get the point.  So, what do you think?  Am I totally off my rocker or do Madam Knight and Sue Sylvester have a lot in common?  And if you haven’t watched Glee yet, you’re missing out.