Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Book 'em, Brontës!

If you don’t have a sense of humor, skip this post.  And stop being such a stick in the mud.




My favorite lines:
  • “It's the Brontë sisters, super powered English authors from the nineteenth-century!”
  • “Girls can't write books, ha, ha, ha!”
  • Sisters: We're boys.
          Evil literary male critic: Guys, your books have revolutionized 
          the Gothic Romance novel!  They're awesome.

          Sisters: Well, the jokes on you, narrow minded cur.  We are women!

          Evil literary male critic: What?  No one wants to read books by girls, get out of here!
  • “Book 'em, Brontës!”
  • “Together the Brontës wrote books about confident, independent women.  Now they join forces again to become the all-powerful BRONTËSAURUS!”
  • “Brontësaurus comes with barrier-breaking feminist vision!”

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